Thanksgiving Turkey Disaster

When the farmer came out. I knew it was time to go. Every year Farmer Jenkins grabs the biggest and the fattest. This was a bad year for me because I had been lifting weights for the big football game. It was parents vs kids. I knew that farmer was coming for me, so I decided to make a run for it. I went to the very back of the barn with the horses. Of course the horses were going to make noise, so I decided to start saying horse noise. Luckily I made it out that year. Just one more year until the next meeting. I think I will try harder to get out of the farm alive.

Birthday's Past

On May 1st, 1995 the amazing Harley Z Warrick was born. There are other things that happened on that day over the years. Like the things listed below.


In 2003-President George W. Bush declares that 'major combat operations' in Iraq are over
In 1991-Milwaukee Brewers beat Chicago Cubs

, 10-9, in 19 innings
In 1989-Disney's MGM Studio theme park officially opens to public
In 1987-Pope John Paul II beatifies Edith Stein, a Jewish born nun
In 1951-Mickey Mantle's 1st home run
In 1967-Tim McGraw was born


In the year 1995. Many things happened. Look at the list below


October 14-Atlanta Braves become 1st team to sweep in NL playoff (beat Reds)
October 6-Colorodo Avalanche (former Que Nordiques) 1st NHL game, beat Detroit
October 1-New York Yankees win 1st baseball wildcard ever
September 1-New York City reinstates the death penalty
August 19-Bruce Seldon TKOs Joe Hipp in 10 for heavyweight boxing title
May 28-Earthquake hits Russian town of Khabarovsk, killing 2,000 people
April 23-President Clinton declares a national day of mourning for Oklahoma City


There are many things that happened on May 1, 1995 and in the year 1995. There is way to much to fit everything. Let's just say May 1, 1995 is awesome.

Bless You x12,000

I would always have tissues. If there wasn't any medicine for it, I would probably go crazy. I would feel so weird all the time.

Extra! Extra!

I see the media as always showing the things that are gross. They don't always tell the truth. The television is always trying to keep you posted. Newspapers are always trying to get new things in. The radio is trying to tell you to immediately. The internet is were people edit things.

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National Sandwich Day

When I make my National Sandwich, I would have it on Subway white bread. It would have ham, cheese, cucumbers, pepperoni, pickles, Doritos, Lays Potato chips, and turkey. My sandwich would be called the "Harley-Gator."

Epitaph

1.) Epitaph-statement of a dead person

2.) Looking into the portals of eternity teaches that the brotherhood of man is inspired by God's word; then all prejudice of race vanishes away --- George Washington

3.) But they that wait upon the LORD 
shall renew their strength;
they shall mount up with wings as EAGLES
; they shall run, and not be weary;
and they shall walk, and not faint --- Isaiah 40:31