Stick it to the Insect

If I could be any insect in the world, I would be a stick bug. I like them because they are tall and awesome. They look like twigs so kids would grab me and then realize I am a bug and then either scream and run away or play with me. I also think it would be really neat to hide in a tree eating my leafs and just relaxing in a shady place. Or an ant because they are just awesome with house building.